The "Selective Hearing" Tee: He Always Listens
Because obedience is a suggestion, but cuteness is a law.
$19.95
You speak. He stares. You plead. He yawns. This shirt captures the daily negotiation between a dog and their human—where "Sit" usually means "Stare at me until I give you a treat." Featuring a minimalist sketch of our mascot, Big E, and a truthfully wobbly declaration of loyalty, it’s the essential uniform for anyone whose best friend has mastered the art of the intentional ignore.
Printed on soft Bella + Canvas 3001CVC for maximum snuggle energy. 4.2oz, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. Pre-shrunk, retail fit, unisex sizing.
Because even when he’s pretending he can’t hear his name... he can definitely hear a cheese wrapper from three rooms away.
4.2oz, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester blend.
• Pre-Shrunk
• Retail fit
• Unisex sizing
These high-quality shirts have a close-fitting drape. If you want a roomier feel, consider sizing up–but sizing is accurate for a retail fit cut.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.
Bella + Canvas 3001CVC – Size Chart
Size Body Length Chest Width (laid flat)
XS 27" 16.5"
S 28" 18"
M 29" 20"
L 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"