The "Selective Hearing" Tee: She Always Listens
Because she's a princess, and princesses don't take orders.
$19.95
You speak. She tilts her head. You plead. She offers a paw (for a price). This shirt celebrates the sophisticated art of the female "ignore"—where she hears the word walk from a mile away but somehow goes deaf the moment you say get off the couch. Featuring Big E and a truthfully wobbly declaration of loyalty, it’s the uniform for anyone who knows that in this house, she makes the rules.
Printed on soft Bella + Canvas 3001CVC for maximum snuggle energy. 4.2oz, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. Pre-shrunk, retail fit, unisex sizing.
Because even when she’s ignoring your "sit" command, she’s still the cutest girl in the room.
4.2oz, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester blend.
• Pre-Shrunk
• Retail fit
• Unisex sizing
These high-quality shirts have a close-fitting drape. If you want a roomier feel, consider sizing up–but sizing is accurate for a retail fit cut.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.
Bella + Canvas 3001CVC – Size Chart
Size Body Length Chest Width (laid flat)
XS 27" 16.5"
S 28" 18"
M 29" 20"
L 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"